{"id":7752,"date":"2019-09-23T20:11:10","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T18:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/?p=7752"},"modified":"2025-11-23T18:32:51","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T17:32:51","slug":"le-morpion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/?p=7752","title":{"rendered":"Le morpion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Il \u00e9tait une fois un morpion<br \/>\nqui toute sa vie durant se posait la question<br \/>\nde savoir quelle avait \u00e9t\u00e9 sa v\u00e9ritable motivation<br \/>\nde s\u2019incarner en stupide morpion<br \/>\nalors qu\u2019il aurait pu \u00eatre un superbe papillon<br \/>\nou un redoutable lion.<br \/>\nTout le s\u00e9parait de Catherine, dont il \u00e9tait l\u2019espion<br \/>\ngr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses dons de divination.<br \/>\nIl n\u2019avait aucune chance de s\u2019approcher d\u2019elle, m\u00eame \u00e0 tatillon.<br \/>\nIl en \u00e9tait frustr\u00e9 jusqu\u2019au trognon.<br \/>\nSon anniversaire \u00e9tait une belle occasion<br \/>\nde lui avouer son admiration.<br \/>\nIl d\u00e9cida alors de se d\u00e9guiser en papillon<br \/>\nen se collant des ailes sur le croupion,<br \/>\net s\u2019\u00e9lan\u00e7a dans les airs, comme un avion.<br \/>\nIl s\u2019\u00e9crasa un m\u00e8tre plus loin comme un postillon<br \/>\net rendit l\u2019\u00e2me dans d\u2019horribles convulsions.<br \/>\nCatherine, sache qu\u2019un morpion<br \/>\nest mort pour toi, b\u00eatement, sans h\u00e9sitations.<br \/>\nMais n\u2019en fais quand m\u00eame pas une indigestion !<\/div>\n<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 280px; text-align: center;\"><em>Pour Catherine K.<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois un morpion qui toute sa vie durant se posait la question de savoir quelle avait \u00e9t\u00e9 sa v\u00e9ritable motivation de s\u2019incarner en stupide morpion alors qu\u2019il aurait pu \u00eatre un superbe papillon ou un redoutable lion. Tout le s\u00e9parait de Catherine, dont il \u00e9tait l\u2019espion gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses dons de divination. Il n\u2019avait aucune chance de s\u2019approcher d\u2019elle, m\u00eame \u00e0 tatillon. Il en \u00e9tait frustr\u00e9 jusqu\u2019au trognon. Son anniversaire \u00e9tait une belle occasion de lui avouer son admiration. Il d\u00e9cida alors de se d\u00e9guiser en papillon en se collant des ailes sur le croupion, et s\u2019\u00e9lan\u00e7a dans les airs, comme un avion. Il s\u2019\u00e9crasa un m\u00e8tre plus loin comme un postillon et rendit l\u2019\u00e2me dans d\u2019horribles convulsions. Catherine, sache qu\u2019un morpion est mort pour toi, b\u00eatement, sans h\u00e9sitations. Mais n\u2019en fais quand m\u00eame pas une indigestion ! Pour Catherine K.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7788,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-rime-a-tout-prix"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7752"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7900,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7752\/revisions\/7900"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}