{"id":521,"date":"2019-09-23T20:08:32","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T18:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/?p=521"},"modified":"2025-11-23T18:30:06","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T17:30:06","slug":"521","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"La fourmi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Il \u00e9tait une fois une petite fourmi<br \/>\nqui avait une bien belle anatomie<br \/>\nsans avoir eu recours \u00e0 la chimie,<br \/>\nqu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019elle \u00e9tait mimi !<br \/>\nElle se d\u00e9marquait de ses amies<br \/>\ncar elle r\u00eavait d\u2019autonomie.<br \/>\nElle en avait marre de la polygamie<br \/>\net que tous les m\u00e2les autour d\u2019elle fourmillent.<br \/>\nElle d\u00e9cida de partir et rassembla ses petites \u00e9conomies.<br \/>\nEn traversant la chambre de Joaquim encore endormi,<br \/>\nelle se souvint que c\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019anniversaire de son ami.<br \/>\nElle alla lui pincer l\u2019oreille sans permis<br \/>\net lui chanta un \u00ab Joyeux Anniversaire \u00bb en mi<br \/>\nqui dans son r\u00eave \u00e0 lui tout naturellement se transmit<br \/>\npar une simple alchimie.<br \/>\nElle partit joyeuse et sut qu\u2019elle le reverrait, elle se le promit.<\/div>\n<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 360px; text-align: center;\"><em>Pour Joaquim<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois une petite fourmi qui avait une bien belle anatomie sans avoir eu recours \u00e0 la chimie, qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019elle \u00e9tait mimi ! Elle se d\u00e9marquait de ses amies car elle r\u00eavait d\u2019autonomie. Elle en avait marre de la polygamie et que tous les m\u00e2les autour d\u2019elle fourmillent. Elle d\u00e9cida de partir et rassembla ses petites \u00e9conomies. En traversant la chambre de Joaquim encore endormi, elle se souvint que c\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019anniversaire de son ami. Elle alla lui pincer l\u2019oreille sans permis et lui chanta un \u00ab Joyeux Anniversaire \u00bb en mi qui dans son r\u00eave \u00e0 lui tout naturellement se transmit par une simple alchimie. Elle partit joyeuse et sut qu\u2019elle le reverrait, elle se le promit. Pour Joaquim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7775,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-rime-a-tout-prix"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7892,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/7892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudinemarichal.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}